Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide

• Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
• Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
• Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
• Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
• Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
• Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
• Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
• Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
• Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
• Translation: I want to have sex with you.

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