sometimes I forget that people are usually heterosexual

mylifeasasassymannequin:

oneironautical:

christina-taylor:

Or even just monosexual.  “You mean there are people who are only attracted to one gender?  Like, not just a preference, but they’re only attracted to that gender?”  O_O

“Why don’t they just fuck?”
“Shipwash!”
“What? That’s what sexual people do! Conflict resolution through orgasm! Right?” 

… Shipwash, we aren’t all bonobos.

(Source: consulting-pervert)

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